The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1 (Paperback)
by Scott Dikkers, Robert Siegel, The Onion
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Author: Scott Dikkers, Robert Siegel, The Onion
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
Pub. in: April, 2000
ISBN: 0609804634
Pages: 176
Measurements: 10.9 x 8.5 x 0.5 inches
Origin of product: USA
Order code: BA00382
Other information: ISBN-13: 978-0609804636
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One of the best materials to enjoy American humor. |
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Hysterical and appealing to a wide range of ages, educations, backgrounds. The only criteria is to check your sensitivity at the door re: anything you hold dear or sacred - it will eventually be mocked. A landmark in humor similar to Monty Python in the 70's but the content will appeal to a much broader audience (you do not, for example, need a particular affection for a British-centric view).
You will find it hard to stop reading this but I do recommend you pace yourself. After about a dozen pages the absurdity begins to seem patterned and the punch diminishes. Take it in doses, maybe put it in the bathroom (as long as don't mind people wondering what sends you into hysterics every time you go in there).
(From quoting Eric Anthonow, USA)
Target readers:
People who love the American humor. Also recommended to the Chinese English majors and advanced Chinese English learners.
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Started by two University of Wisconsin undergraduates in 1988, The Onion began as an alternative weekly newspaper - with an emphasis on parody - in Madison. While some believe The Onion got its name from the slang for a "juicy news story," it was actually named when the two founders were short on cash and eating onion sandwiches. Editor-in-Chief Scott Dikkers worked as a cartoonist during The Onion’s first year, then with Pete Haise, the current publisher, bought the paper from its founders. "For a long time we were kind of a Weekly World News parody combined with your usual sophomoric college-humor publication," says Dikkers. In 1995 Dikkers shifted the focus of the paper to a straight news parody and found the voice for which The Onion is known today. In 1996, The Onion made an unprecedented launch into cyberspace, and www.theonion.com soon became one of the nation's most heavily visited Web sites. The newspaper edition is available in bookstores and newsstands nationwide. With a half-million readers online, more than 350,000 readers of the print edition, and millions of listeners to The Onion Radio News (broadcast on 72 stations nationwide), The Onion has been called "the most popular humor periodical in world history" by The New Yorker. And the plaudits don't stop there. The Chicago Tribune called it "genius" and Rolling Stone named Scott Dikkers one of the nation's top-ten favorite writers. Scott Dikkers and the editorial staff of The Onion - Robert Siegel, Todd Hanson, Maria Schneider, Tim Harrod, Carol Kolb, John Krewson, Mike Loew, Joe Garden, Ben Karlin and David Javerbaum - are based in Madison, Wisconsin.
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From the editors of the most hilarious periodical around comes The Onion's Finest News Reporting, a collection of stories and commentaries with a sublime satirical bite. Devotees of the Madison, Wisconsin, weekly will erupt with laughter at each turn of the page, while newcomers will wonder how they have done without such headlines as "Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta to Ground," "Saddam Hussein Steps Down Following Sex Scandal," "Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn in as George Editor," "Nation's Educators Alarmed by Poorly Written Teen Suicide Notes," and "Massive Oil Spill Results in Improved Wildlife Viscosity." The brilliant parodies following the headlines are consistently smart, irreverent, and hysterical. Some selections are masterworks of absurdity, such as op-ed pieces written from the perspectives of pylons, chemical plants, or appliances. The book also contains some choice picks from the magazine's "What Do You Think?" column, in which ordinary citizens sound off on timely topics such as the teaching of evolution in schools ("I am against evolution being taught in schools. I am also against wide- spread literacy and the refrigeration of food.") and the cloning of animals ("I can't believe it - imagine a whole field of sheep that all look alike!"). As with all effective satire, this volume seeks to hit society's raw nerves: homophobia, racism, sexism, even Canada - "Perky 'Canada' Has Own Government, Laws" reads one headline. But buyer beware: if Dave Barry is about your speed, you may find some of these stories (and the language) to be tasteless, if not offensive. Others will love this book for those very reasons.
(From quoting Shawn Carkonen)
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CIVIL WAR ENTHUSIASTS BURN ATLANTA TO GROUND
ATLANTA - The city of Atlanta was destroyed and 230,000 were killed Sunday when a group of overzealous Civil War buffs marched through the Georgia capital, burning it to the ground.
"It was very exciting," said Bob Gerhardt, 43, president of the Maryland Civil War Preservation Society, the group responsible for the attack. "We rode in on horseback just after dawn, crossing the Chattahoochee and approaching the city from the west, just as General Sherman did in 1864. We even used the same kind of kerosene as the Union Army. No detail was spared."
The attack began just before 6 a.m., when guests at Atlanta's Peachtree Plaza hotel were awakened by the sound of a cast-iron cannonball blasting through the lobby. Within an hour, the 71-story building was engulfed in flames. By noon, the destruction had spread through the entire downtown area.
"First the Braves lose the World Series, and now my whole family is dead," said Atlanta resident Ben Halleran. "This has been quite a week." While the attack caused some $2.1 billion in damage, it did have a positive side, since the city's 124,000 black residents were freed.
"Run, run free!" Preservation Society member Phil Spillner, a Baltimore-area dentist, shouted to a group of black men near the CNN Building. "You have all been freed! God bless President Lincoln!"
Nearby, at the Georgia Dome, a battalion of Union soldiers stormed onto the field during the third quarter of the Atlanta Falcons' game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, emancipating a number of Falcons, including All-Pro linebacker Jessie Tuggle.
According to Gerhardt, the history buffs plan to continue their assault on the heart of Dixie, marching all the way to Savannah.
"We will drive the Rebels to the sea," said Phyllis Borelli, a Silver Spring, MD, legal secretary. "Ooh, this is so fascinating - I feel like I'm really there!"
The Atlanta attack is the most destructive historical reenactment since 1991, when a group of Cleveland-area WWII buffs dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima. - October 30, 1996
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DESPERATE VEGETARIANS DECLARE COWS PLANTS
LAS VEGAS - At its annual national conference Saturday, the American Association of Vegans and Vegetarians released results of a detailed in-house study determining that the common beef cow is actually a plant, 100 percent fit for vegetarian consumption.
"Contrary to what was previously thought, the cow is not a higher form of animal life, capable of thinking and feeling pain," announced AAVV spokeswoman Denise Chalmers to the large crowd. "Rather, we have found it to be a harmless, non-sentient form of plant life, utterly incapable of experiencing the slightest pain or simplest thought."
Chalmers then passed around a large tray of dripping red meat, which the vegetarians in attendance ravenously devoured, feverishly licking the bloody juice from their fingers.
According to the AAVV researchers who conducted the study, cows feature many of the basic characteristics of plants. In addition to possessing roots, leaves and branches, cows produce pollen, which in the springtime is eagerly devoured by honey bees.
"The bees swarm feverishly around the cow, eager to get a taste of its delicious nectar," Chalmers said. "The cow, however, is usually too busy taking up water through its hooves, or 'roots,' to even notice."
Cows, say researchers, also practice photosynthesis, the process by which plants convert sunlight into chemical energy.
"When exposed to sunlight, the cow produces chlorophyll," researcher Darrick Holten explained. "The cow then uses the chlorophyll to produce chemical energy."
Added Holten: "A very similar process occurs in chickens."
According to Chalmers, the study's findings will not alter the AAVV's basic viewpoint. "Animals still should not be eaten, and meat is murder," she said. The study results also shed new light on the reproductive process of cows, which had been shrouded in mystery since the animal was discovered 200 years ago.
"Cows reproduce much like the common pine tree," Holten said. "They develop a hard, bristly, fertilized cone, drop it on the ground and await the natural elements of wind, rain and animal life to carry it to open forest territory."
Overall reaction at the conference was muted at first, as many of the vegetarians expressed surprise, then glee, at the unexpected announce- ment. Some rushed madly to the trays of processed lunch meats lined up on buffet tables around the hall, knocking over bystanders and onlookers in a mad dash for freshly carved roast beef.
"It does not taste anything like meat," vegetarian Tina Mothersby said. "It's chewy like a boiled carrot or even like a nice chunk of sourdough bread."
Added Chalmers: "Cows are plants, and we feel pretty silly for avoiding them for as long as we have. Inside the stockyard warehouse near my Chicago home is not a meat locker, but a plant locker, and that fetid stench is not one of cow heads festering in a maggot-covered pile, but rather of ripe vegetables ready to be prepared in myriad delicious ways."
Due to the overwhelming acceptance on the part of the vegetarian crowd, the AAVV announced plans to move ahead with studies proving that the pig and duck are plants. Mutton, however, is still meat. - Janury 23, 1996
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Esquire (MSL quote), USa
<2007-01-08 00:00>
Genius... the most consistently hilarious spot on the flogged dead horse of American comedy. |
Washington Post (MSL quote), USA
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Makes its readers teary-eyed with laughter - The Onion gleefully offends, armed with a powerful combination of puerility and intelligence... What the National Lampoon was to the '70s, The Onion may be for the new millennium. |
The New Yorker (MSL quote), USA
<2007-01-08 00:00>
...the funniest publication in the United States... |
Barbara Bolek (MSL quote), USA
<2007-01-08 00:00>
My, my... perhaps I should have pursued my journalism career - I would love to write for The Onion - but only The Onion - because their sarcastic wit is just what the nation needs.
This is a very satirical look at news, newspapers, and publishers. The stories cover with, irreverent insensitivity, some subjects sure to anger some, while at the same time, make others laugh until they cry.
The story about Mother Teresa going to hell due to a "clerical error", or the one where Jon Benet Ramsey, tells people not to cry about her brutal death, because she is happy with the angels now, are just a couple examples of what I am talking about.
Just about no political/social group escapes the watchful eye of The Onion. The homosexual humor is extremely outrageous. I especially enjoyed how they "covered" a story regarding a homosexual man who saved a family from a fire. Even though the story should have been focusing on the brave rescue, the reporter kept mentioning the man's homosexuality every chance he got, showing a bit extremely, how news gets sensationalized.
If you loved Our Dumb Century as much as I did and can handle some very extreme, and at times, sexually explicit humor and can take a joke, you will love this latest compilation from the Onion. It is highly hysterical reading. |
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